Gerald is not going to avoid the subject.
Gerald Is a man that knows what he wants. Boot shopping followed by some nice pedophillia.
(Source: yourfriendmelissa)
Innocent, indeed!
Your honour we the jury find the defendant not guilty, dem niggas had it comin they was talkin some mad shit.
Letting it all hang out. Reblogged
The penis version of footie or footsie or whatever.
John: Hey could you pass me a hammer
Jack: I got your tool for ya RIGH—— GOD DAMNIT JOHN THIS JOKE DOESNT WORK IF YOU HAVE YOUR COCK OUT TOO
How it Really Works
- Black Person: I-
- Society: NOT INNOCENT
- Asian Person: I di-
- Society: IRRELEVANT
- Middle Eastern Person: I did-
- Society: TERRORIST
- Hispanic Person: I didn't-
- Society: SPEAK ENGLISH
- White Person: But I didn't do it!
- Society: Oh my god, you poor thing! How'd you get here? You must be so confused.
- I enjoy the blatant racism in this post it warms my heart very much.
PISSING OMG I CAN’T
NO, STOP IT, THERE ARE NO COOKIES IN THERE!!!
THAT ISN’T HOW YOU TICKLE ELMO!…The fuck did I just watch?
GIVE HIM THE COOKIES ELMO JUST GIVE HIM THE COOKIES
(Source: thedailywhat, via weshallrest)
Anonymous asked: so are you and keepcalm like together or something? u'd be a cute cupple man!
No we are not
Anonymous asked: wanna fuck? ;D
I dunno who this is, so, yes of course!
Anonymous asked: hottie :3
Okey doke
Anonymous asked: HEY SO LIKE I WAS TOLD 2 GIVE YEW LUV AND LYK HERE IT IZ!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Thanks .-.
